The Lawyer’s Funeral
A man reluctantly attends his lawyer’s funeral expecting to be one of the few people there, and is surprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to one of the people around him.
“Why are you all at this lawyer’s funeral?”, he asks.
A man turns towards him and says, “We”re all clients.”
“And you ALL came to pay your respects?”
“No, we came to make sure he was really dead.”
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