Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor’s office, they weighed her on the Richter scale!
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Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor’s office, they weighed her on the Richter scale!
Yo mama’s so fat , she stood on a scale and it said “Game Over.”
Your mama’’s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when yo daddy suggested doggie-style, she lay down on the driveway and licked her balls.
Yo mama’s so stupid, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama’s like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw!
Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.